Zombie in Training You and your kid have a running joke: that before school, he’s basically a zombie. There’ s no other way to describe the lethargy and stumbling! You get him up (after his alarm goes off 30 times) and then basically only hear grunts and monosyllabic words from him until he gets on the bus to go to school. He drinks his OJ with his eyes at half mast, he accidentally destroys things by running into them, in fact, we’re pretty sure he’s just sleepwalking most days. Either way, your joke has sort of caught on, and now he wants to dress up as a zombie more often–you know, to get in touch with his true nature. But now, he’s spied this Skeleton Zombie Costume and it’s all over. THAT’S the kind of zombie he wants to be! Scary, gholish, a bit of a mashup of the underworld’s best and brightest.